Does your car come with two umbrellas?

"Svend" (svend) 05/06/2016 at 19:45 • Filed to: None

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 05/06/2016 at 19:48

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No, instead I have a rechargeable flashlight that sits in a socket in the glove box.

Wobbles the Mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 19:52

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I thought that was an old taser, I’m slightly disappointed...

not for canada - australian in disguise > Svend 05/06/2016 at 19:53

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The Skoda Superb: EXACTLY like a Rolls Royce Phantom.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind 05/06/2016 at 19:54

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No if I need self defense I can just run them down. That’s what BMWs are built for, right? Mowing down the lesser classes in supreme comfort?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svend 05/06/2016 at 19:56

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sick

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 20:08

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Yay. Mine too. It’s a rechargeable LED torch with two light intensities when used as a torch but also doubles up as a third boot light when in it’s holder.

So I see your torch and raise you an ice scraper in the fuel door.

I suppose air conditioned centre consoles and gloves boxes aren’t really a thing as probably every VAG has them but I still think it’s a cool thing.

Svend > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/06/2016 at 20:09

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Lol. I guess not quite EXACTLY like a Rolls Royce.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 05/06/2016 at 20:12

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And I raise you instructions on how to stow golf bags.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 20:24

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My van has one too.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 20:25

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Erm,

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Er,

Tablet computer pocket in the centre console.

Rico > Svend 05/06/2016 at 20:28

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Fatality

Svend > Rico 05/06/2016 at 20:38

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Fatality?

Rico > Svend 05/06/2016 at 21:03

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Lol it's when you win in Mortal Kombat, I'm saying your post killed!

Svend > Rico 05/06/2016 at 21:14

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Oh cool. I haven’t played a computer game for about 13 years so I’m not ‘down’ with the lingo, sorry. Lol.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 05/06/2016 at 21:40

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An elephant printed on the gauge cluster circuit board

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 21:57

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Carved crystal effect in the headlight

cluster and light channels to give the headlight depth.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 05/06/2016 at 22:05

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Didn’t want to do this to you, but full size matching spare.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 22:15

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I didn’t spec a spare wheel for ours as we have AA, RAC and GreenFlag cover for more space for all my car washing clutter.

The boot is massive though so should of got one. I do like the electric tailgate very much.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Svend 05/06/2016 at 22:49

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OOOOH DVD PLAYER FOR WHOEVER IS IN THE GLOVEBOX TOO

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 22:49

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bmw? my 5er has one that shows how to do 4, it looks like that with the 4th at an angle across the top

His Stigness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 23:08

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Poor BMW drivers are so helpless. Mercedes drivers just know how to stow their golf bags.

His Stigness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2016 at 23:10

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I wonder if the engineer who did that knew how many people would see that. Maybe he knew they were crap and a bunch of people would see it.

kanadanmajava1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/07/2016 at 05:56

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I just realized that the weird socket in my glove box is for one of those. Now I’m off to the eBay.